You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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