Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Just high enough for therapy.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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