O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
