You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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