Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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