Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
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just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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