she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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