goodnight i made you a song goodbye
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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