i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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