Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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