I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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