He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
