oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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