But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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