he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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