HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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