Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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