I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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