I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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