i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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