This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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