I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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