I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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