I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Swine flu is the new snow day.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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