You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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