I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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