i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
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You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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