You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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