i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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