I heard we made out
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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