Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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