real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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