these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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