Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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