did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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