When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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