Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Randomize
