we're blogging at a bar
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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