You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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