Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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