My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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