3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
its not stalking. its research.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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