Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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