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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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