the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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