Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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