The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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