I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
i now understand why vodka
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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