i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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