problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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