The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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