so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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