It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i dont even know how to be here
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Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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