Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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