So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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